Translation fail

Just when I was about to crumble in my despair, I remembered that I had to attempt to translate Jeunesse back into English, for some faithful readers to view the conversation between Thierry and me. And so I did. And my gosh, look what I found !

The French text is in the speech bubbles.

What it should have been :

troisnyxetienne: it's just a draft.

What it turned out to be :

troisnyxetienne is just a draft.

What it should have been :

troisnyxetienne: I have one already, in digital form, but how do I send it (to you) ?

What it turned out to be :

troisnyxetienne: I am already in digital form - but how do you send ?

This reminds me of Kingdom Hearts II's Space Paranoids, where Sora and company enter in digital form. Imagine me with circuits and stuff !

What it should have been :

I wrote this song a few years ago, but I finally put it in audio a few weeks ago.

What it turned out to be :

I wrote this song there's a few years, but I finally put in a few weeks there's audio.

OMG. I can't stop laughing. I know Maaji's looking at me as though I'm crazy. Someone, please get me a glass of water and stop me from this incessant laughing. :D